10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'