10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!