10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- It's Free To Fold...
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.