10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek