10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is