10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."