10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?