10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs