10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"