10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"