10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Fold and live to fold again
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."