10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker