10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Poker is for loners.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim