10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Welcome to kicker school
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim