10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?