10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.