10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Poker is for loners.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.