10 Random Poker Quotes

• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers