10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.