10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
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- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."