10 Random Poker Quotes

If you play 69, always bet on the come.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
"I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
Poker is for fat, American losers.
Fish don't eat Nutz!
Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
im going to 2 out you to death
"I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester