10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...