10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson