10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.