10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe