10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.