10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!