10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Welcome to kicker school
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]