10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.