10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!