10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.