10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- It's Free To Fold...
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.