10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls