10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Welcome to kicker school
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword