10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Poker is for loners.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen