10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• It's Free To Fold...