10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.