10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- im going to 2 out you to death
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Poker is for loners.