10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--