10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders