10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear