10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob