10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss