10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe