10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!