10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!