10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it