10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "No river, no fish."
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Fook the floosh droo!