10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers