10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"